Situations II

More situations! Please interpret on your own yeah!

Situation 1
# A friend that you've known for a long time, recently called you, "pendatang" and "illegal". You just a gave a smirked.

monologue: Kau kenal aku dah brape tahun? bonggok. Sori arr aku lebih pandai dari engkau. Aku tahulah kau jealous. Cis.


Situation 2
# You saw a Jason Mraz look alike giving a presentation about his artworks in Kinokuniya and you started stalking him.

monologue: Eh, betul ke ape yg aku buat nie? Hes like soo adorable!!

Situation 3
# You were having early dinner with your boyfriend and your best friend and her mother was stalking you.

monologue: whattafuck! whattahell!! malunye!! Bile mase dorang kat sini?

Situation 4
# When is so obvious that your in a relationship even though when you're not stating it and suddenly, a human asked you this question, "when are you guys becoming an item?". You just smiled.

monologue: Ya Allah, selamatkanlah hambamu ini. Apsal lah kau nie bengap sgt. Malas arr layan. I wanna sleep.


Situation 5
# You were lining up for popcorns and u saw a malay couple, engaging themselves in having PDA. The girl was wearing hijab. You turned away and sigh.

monologue: Get a room!! Kau dahle pakai tudung! Giving people wearing hijab a bad image! Kau melayu, islam pulak tuu!! Sedarlah. Ok2, kalau kau nak buat jugak, cabut tudung engkau tuu. Ish..


Baiklah, sekian terima kasih.
Aku nak sambung tidur. Selamat Malam.