Feel free to make your own interpretations.
situation 1
# You were eating lunch at 5pm and someone knocked on your door. Turns out to be a salesgirl promoting coupons.
monologue: kau nak kena sepak ke? Give me a break! ugh.
situation 2
# Your friend, a Vietnamese, went back to Vietnam just to celebrate Valentines with his girlfriend.
monologue: If i were you, i would get a new Fossil strap, and a Fossil leather handbag, and, just mail my significant other the gift. Kan jimat! =p
situation 3
# Your friend asked you what did you do for valentines. You just smiled.
monologue: Bonggok. Haram lah wei.
situation 4
# You asked your friend to sign the attendance form for class on your behalf. They did not sign. They said they were sorry. You said, "its ok".
monologue: omg! bende senang pun tak nak tolong.
situation 5
# A guy walked passed you while you were enjoying a cup of coffee and he said, "wow". You just kept drinking.
monologue: kau nak kena sepak? bodoh. kau ingat aku akan layan org mcm engkau? get lost.
situation 6
# You really needed to go to the restroom. Unfortunately, it was full. And the person inside was taking bloody long.
monologue: What the hell!! Simpati lah org yang kat luar nie!!!!
situation 7
# You walk passed beautiful people and they gave you 'the look'.
monologue: haishh..you're actually not that pretty. Perasan!
6 comments:
Situation #7; my monologue would be; "Girl, please. I'm hotter."
Hahahaha.
Miss you, Babe!!
omg!!
so true!!!!
i freakin love this entry!!
lol~
ahahhhaah..nah..they are like wayyyy hotter!! lol
Situation #6: The person inside was taking too bloody long.
My interpretation: Going to the toilet is like taking a shower, all the make-ups are gone and have re-do all the make-ups.
Just love ur post babe, keep 'em coming
hahahah...i hate when situation 6 happens!! lol. even i am not dat freak of a makeup-holic
Nah. Didn't matter if they're hotter. That is still the way to go. Hahahaha.
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