Friday, August 6, 2010

THANK YOU!

We know that the world is coming to an end when even lose trousers are banned in uni. Lose trousers, i repeat, lose trousers. I'm not even talking about jeggings or skinnys. Lose trousers. On the spot, pay up rm50 to the people who are making this their i'lah. Bravo, round of applause, kudos. Hang on, lets make an air wave for you as well!

Has it come to this much of desperation on seeking money that the rule now is to pay up immediately. As in right now. On the spot. Blinded by money? Trying to be cronies to the management up there when you should be praising Him up there? Hah. You people, such mediocres. Extremists. And you were scared when Jemaah Islamiyyah wanted to recruit students? Har har.

And how dare you, talk to us about dress code at 1am. We are not parading around in g strings. We respected you. We actually wore attires that covers our aurah whenever we step inside the campus. We wore long pants, long sleeve shirts, a hijab, sweaters and other clothing fit enought to donate to Ethiopia. And you told us we are not dress according to the syarak? Just how dare you.

You pull over dozens of car that night. I'm sure you felt all powerful right with that white songkok. Proud ey? I saw you. You were all smiles and feeling mighty. I saw girls coming up to the security hut. They're were all covering their aurah. All of them. And you easily issue summons to them. So easy. You think rm50 is very easy huh? Some students cannot afford rm50. Some live on rm50 for a whole month. And there you were. Taking their money so easily without shame. May Allah bless you!

4 comments:

AJ said...

perfectly said! :)

Sarah Iqbal said...

hehe, thank u! u shud read anisah (nazriq's gf's) post! hilarious!

NisaKhirudin said...

ftw. rm50 on the spot.

Sarah Iqbal said...

exactly!!! oppression!